Four beautiful girls (and cary and dave) stand before me. Girls (and cary and dave) who have so much talent. But only one can go on in the hopes of becoming America's Next Top Model.
The first name I am going to call is...
If you ever wonder what I do with my life besides draw and picture Mandi as a little green bug...now you know. My friends and I take inspiration from a little show called America's Next Top Model (as mentioned above). We've done a photo shoot before and decided to do it again.
Each model was given a stereotyped group to represent. Like puck, goth, emo, preppry etc. Each model had 10 frames. Each model was coached by Jay. Not Jay Manuel but Jay as in Janet. "More sass, move your head, you look fat when you stand like that, more pucker less pout." Her words were motivating.
Afterwords I made each look like a magazine cover just for kicks. There is one gentleman who is not a magazine cover yet...we'll just say that's because he got booted off this round.
so back to the show...
...the first name I am going to call is...
Cary.
(preppy)Cary you will continue on in becoming America's Next Top Model.
The next name I'm going to call is...Janet.
(jock)Congratulations Janet you will continue on in the quest to become America's Next Top Model.
The third name I'm going to call is...Whitney.
(girl prep)Congratulations Whitney, you will continue on in the competition to become America's next top model.
Will Dave and Melani please step forward. I only have one photo left in my hands. This photo represents the person who will continue on in the competition. The person's whose photo I do not have must immediately pack there bags and leave.
Dave you are in the bottom two because the judges feel you are to shy. They see great picture but when you stand in front of them they see a nervous little boy.
Melani you are in the bottom two because your photo this week was not as strong. The judges see a beautiful, lively girl but wonder if you know how to pose the best for a photo.
So who did we choose, the person who takes beautiful pictures but in person we don't understand or the person who has a great personality but struggles with pictures.
The last name I'm going to call and the person who will continue on in the hopes of becoming America's Next Top model is...
...beat...
....another beat...
...and yet another one.
...Melani.
(punk)Here's Dave's picture even though he lost....
(gangsta) 
7 comments:
hahaha You already know this, but I love it!! That magazine cover idea was the best idea ever. I think Tyra might be hiring you in the near future...
That was so fun to read. I can just picture you doing all this. I miss my baby so much.
you're brilliant my dear! <3
"You wanna be on top?" Great photos, you and the gangsta guy are my favorite. I think somehow Liv has been watching ANTM, she has mad posing skillz.
Too funny! I can tell that you are having tons of fun!
I literally L. O. L. ed. in a room by myself...which for me says something. I love how you didn't break character. I was so entertained...Can we please do one when you visit?!!!
So fun. By the way, I stole your blog link from Kathi's blog (hope you don't mind) and am fully prepared to stalk your blog every now and again to see/hear your goings on. Looks like things are well, can't wait for more. Love ya!
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