Here is an update for those who asked how DC life is treating me. (Mostly Janet and Sydnee)
Boys: The boy situation is...interesting. I still find I struggle with the wonderful form of communication that is flirting. I am currently a step above friendly conversation, but have not quite reached actual flirting. This is a leap from where I used to be...ignoring and insulting the boys I found attractive. Without further ado let me introduce to you some of the boys in my life. There is a moppy haired yet adorable teacher. A surprisingly attractive counselor. An overly flirtatious red-head. And the a boy who leaves me mystified and frustrated on a daily basis. Well there you have it; a sparse accounting of my dealings with the opposite sex. I wish it was more exciting and not just for your reading pleasure, but also for my own selfish pleasures.
Weather: The weather here is muggy and reminds one of purgatory. I find it best to stay within ten feet of an air conditioner. And while the surroundings are quite lovely and green, I miss the open perspective mountains can afford.
Living Conditions: I presently reside in a quiet little neighborhood, in a quiet little house that is adorned in pretty little figurines of dogs. These belong to the lady of the house, my landlord of sorts. My bedroom, I share with another person, until our roommate decides where she would like to live, at which point I shall inherit my own room. The kitchen is shared. And I find at the front door, the smell of the dog who lives in the house, seems to linger.
Social Interactions: I spend my time with a dear friend and her boyfriend. They are a lovely couple. However one does tire of hearing tender whispers, and the rubbings of passionate hugs and the sound of delicate kisses. Sitting in the next room with no one to talk to, twiddling my thumbs, while these events take place is a little...shall we say horrifying? Being the third wheel has almost become second nature to me. Before things became mystifying and frustrating with the boy whom I spoke of earlier, I would spend many hours with him. Now that these new and uncomfortable circumstances with him have arisen, I find my social circle has shrunk significantly.
Jobs: I enjoyed the euphoria of a temp job that required little to no work with a ridiculously glorious pay rate. I had four beautifully boring days. And now I am looking for employment again. I feel as if I am trying to force my way into someone's slightly snobby Virginia home, so I can become a nanny for them. I exaggerate, but trying to convince people that they would like to hire me, has never been one of my strong points. (Neither has the proper use of commas)
I feel like the clock is ticking on my financial stability. A job is becoming more and more imperative. And the temptation to throw everything in my car and drive home is looming over my head. It seems depressing to stay here, but anywhere else I can think of sounds just a little bit more depressing. My life is a large question mark. A collection of quandaries. A menagerie of riddles I have yet to solve.
Well adieu dear whoever...And good evening.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
an entry that smacks a bit of cynicism
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Saturday, October 9, 2010
100. Parallel Parking on the first try
This website inspired me to create a lovely list I like to call, 100 Delightful Things. Their list was 1000 Awesome things, but I think I'll dream a little more humbly. 100 Things is a good start. And "Awesome" is so eighties, hence I shall say "Delightful".
So we begin:
Ahaha...hem (clearing throat)
The 100th Delightful Thing: Parallel Parking on the first try.
Heaven knows I am quite the flamboyant driver. I might have hit a couple cars, a stop sign, a mail box, a tree, several curbs and a pole in my day. And although the list of things you've hit may not be as lengthy or as prestigious as mine, you have probably had your own driving issues. So there is nothing more satisfying than parallel parking on the first try.
You're with a couple buddies, and nonchalantly you say, "Oh. Here's a spot." as you pull up to a small opening on the street.
Your friends become nervous, they know the hazards involved in parallel parking just as well as you do. You may hit the curb or the cars you are trying to sandwich in between. And even worse, you could move your car's hind quarters back and forth a few zillion times while trying to line up properly. Meanwhile, 20 Joe Schmoes on their way to work are watching your progress and waiting behind you.
But none of this happens...You just slip on in...first try. Your friends are surprised. They say something like, "Wow good job, I'm terrible at parallel parking." And what do you do? You just shrug your shoulders like its no big deal. But inside you feel...
Delightful.
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Sunday, August 22, 2010
I'm in Pagety Page...
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I'm on my way to Pagety Page
Medium Bob:
On such trips I arm myself with the following essentials. Semi-healthy snacks. That beef jerky was potent!
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Thursday, July 22, 2010
My New Favorite Little Guy...
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Friday, June 25, 2010
"...and I said what about..."
Breakfast at Tiffany's is one of my favorite movies of late. A bit on the dodgy side? Yes. But it almost brings me to tears every time I watch it. When "Moon River" comes on at the end, its so beautiful I start smiling without realizing it.
This movie has beautiful people. Exhibit A:
It has a beautiful song: Moon River
It also has some super classy outfits:
Some amazing quotes:
Holly Golightly: It's useful being top banana in the shock department. (Sound familiar Mandi?)
Holly Golightly: There are certain shades of limelight that wreck a girls complexion.
OJ: Hey, Fred-baby!!
Paul Varjak: Its Paul-baby.
And lastly and the longest, the speech Paul-baby gives to Holly near the end:
Paul Varjak: I love you.
Holly Golightly: So what.
Paul Varjak: So what? So plenty! I love you, you belong to me!
Holly Golightly: [tearfully] No. People don't belong to people.
Paul Varjak: Of course they do!
Holly Golightly: I'll never let ANYBODY put me in a cage.
Paul Varjak: I don't want to put you in a cage, I want to love you!
...
Paul Varjak: You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
If your still reading isn't this beautiful? (sigh) I love it. All you married folks out there, I have a question. Is real life ever as good as the movies?
And lastly this movie boasts one of the best movie kisses EVER!
That is all...this movie rant is officially complete.
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