The Oscars/MAA's

The Oscars have come and gone...it is now time for another awards ceremony.  Really it's a ceremony within a ceremony.  Before I get too "Inception" on you, lets move on.  

It is now time for the...MAA's. The Melani Albert's Awards.

Best Dressed:

Kristin Chenoweth

This dress reminds me of the night sky.

Fatima Ptacek

This dress is so age appropriate and enchanting. (Enchanting...like Cecilia Kelly from You've Got Mail.)

Louise Roe

I love the lacy red bits.

Amy Adams

While I do think this dress washes her out a bit, I just love the fullness and subtle sparkle.  And I just want to run my hand over those ruffles!

Olivia Munn

This one might be my favorite. I love the deep red with gold embellishments   

Sandra Bullock

I love the beading and little cap sleeves.

Worst Dressed:

Sofia Alvez

I think girlfriend got the Oscars and a Homeless Gala mixed up.

Tabatha Coffey

I call this outfit The Raven's Nightmare in Leather Gloves.

Bingbing Fan

First off...this girls name is really fun to say.  Second, I feel like this dress could have been something special but instead it looks like a badly folded napkin.

Zoe Saldana

This dress needs a little editing.  It could loose those feathers, the belt, the black stripes, the slit or all four.

Jacki Weaver

This dress makes her look like a hobbit.

Anne Hathaway

There's simplicity and then there is drab.  This is all drab.  And her hair is reminiscent of a prepubescent boy from the 90's.

Helen Hunt

There is nothing really wrong with the make of this dress.  It just looks likes it has been rolled in a ball and thrown in a suitcase.

Sunrise Coigney

This dress is unflattering and ugly.

Naomie Harris

I just don't understand the cut of this bodice, color and the pattern.

Janet Award:

These next dresses reminded me instantly of a dear friend...because of her hate for the fabric they are made of.

Robin Roberts

Salma Hayek

You Made All the Girls Swoon because You Took Your Mother Award.  (Or you just like your woman a tad older...):

Bradley Cooper

I almost put this picture in a category called, "Biggest Height Difference Award."  Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman would also have been in that category.

Chris Evans

Best Jewelry Award:

Jennifer Lawrence

I love how her necklace is worn almost backwards, very 1920's.  And those earrings are delightful.  

Comfiest Shoes:

 Eddie Redmayne

I do believe he is wearing velvet slippers.

Best Baby Bump:

Georgina Chapman

Most Beautiful Couples:

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

Most Likely to Microwave their Hamster:

Claudio Miranda

Best Halloween Costume:

Eve Stewart

Just in case you can't tell...girlfriend is wearing cat ears.

Biggest Hair:

Melissa McCarthy

Best Hidden Batman Symbol:

Nicole Kidman

Longest Necks:

Amanda Seyfried

Stacy Keibler

What did you think of the fashion at the Oscars?  Do you agree or disagree?